• person: are you athletic?
  • me: i run
  • person: oh sweet
  • me: *whispers* a blog.
neonpizzas:

laur-a:

whispering—sea:

silentious:

me

my life


Wow

That awkward moment when someone can’t pronounce your name

laugh-addict:

You are like:

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And they are like:

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best-of-funny:

theredrubyx:

Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.

His stunt double is having the best day

X

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[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

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andthentheresallthisshit:

deadgomery:

theprinceswilly:

nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

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and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

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andnowiamawarrior:

I know i’m going to regret it in the summer that I didn’t spend all my time revising but every time I think of revision I just

and then when I actually do anything i’m like

and I know that people will judge me for being ‘lazy’ but i’m just so sick of schoolwork

intoxicated-passion:

Active love blog <3

intoxicated-passion:

Active love blog <3

intoxicated-passion:

Active love blog &lt;3

intoxicated-passion:

Active love blog <3

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

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